Now you have the power to help cover up unholy smells!
Introducing Exorscents,
The Divine intervention that helps cover up your hellish odors.
Still Waters, Dante’s Inferno, and Hail Mary form our first collection:
three room sprays that help cleanse and sanctify your space in equal measure. Choose your ritual, load it into the Xrucifix, and let Exorscents exorcise the hell smells.
The Exorscents Collection
Seasonal Release Design
The Exorscents Xrucifix
Where relic and ritual become one.
At the heart of Exorscents is our Patent Pending Xrucifix room spray dispenser—a dark altar piece that hides your room spray in a secret rear chamber. Slide open the back, nestle your chosen scent inside, and close it until the body is whole again. With a single press on the spray head, the bottle releases its fragrance from within the Xrucifix, and a holy mist expels through the front opening, veiling your space like burning incense before a shrine. Display it on a shelf, nightstand, or makeshift altar; let it stand silent until called upon. No visible mechanics, no branding shouting for attention—just a stark Xrucifix that turns every spray into a quiet ritual.
How the Exorscents Xrucifix Works
The Patent Pending Exorscents Xrucifix dispenser is built like a modern relic—part vessel, part ritual. Hidden within its body, your chosen scent waits in silence until you decide to anoint the room.
01.
Open the body
Turn the Xrucifix around and reveal its secret. Remove the long rear cover by pressing the cross symbol and lifting away towards the heavens above you to expose the inner cradle where the bottle rests.
02.
Place the offering
Set your Exorscents room spray bottle into the cradle along the vertical spine, nozzle facing toward the front opening. Seat the base of the bottle in its lower support so it rests firm inside the hollow body.
03.
Seal the reliquary
Align the rear cover with the back of the Xrucifix and slide it into place until it sits flush, then, while pressing the cross, push down to close. The bottle is now concealed within the Xrucifix like a relic in a shrine.
04.
Release the holy mist
When it is time for the ritual, aim the Xrucifix accordingly (away from face) and press down on the bottle’s spray head. The fragrance then emerges through the circular opening on the front in a fine plume—appearing as if the scent itself is pouring from the face of the Xrucifix, covering the smells that seem to come from hell!
05.
Change the ritual
When a bottle is empty, or when you wish to change scents, simply open the rear cover, remove the old sacrifice, and place a new Exorscents spray inside. Close the Xrucifix, and the ritual begins anew.
06.
Keep the altar
Stand the Xrucifix upright on a stable, flat surface—a shelf, nightstand, desk, or altar‑like display. Keep it away from open flames and harsh heat. Wipe its surface with a soft cloth so the finish stays as pure—or as dark—as the day you brought it home.